By Daniel Kurtzman
Partisan struggle hasn't ever been lots fun.
How to Win a struggle With a Conservative is the last word survival consultant to arguing politics, full of the entire crafty options, damning proof, and cruel ridicule liberals have to provide their conservative "friends, friends and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a life-time.
With the presidential election drawing close, this irreverent but useful consultant is vital studying for unpracticed neophytes and professional politicos alike—the ideal primer for a person who's ever fantasized approximately smacking feel right into a faulty right-wing adversary.
* The 7 behavior of hugely useless Partisans
* The Conservative corridor of Shame
* find out how to realize Lies, Propaganda, and normal BS
* Kick-Ass Arguments: A step by step Guide
...and a lot, a lot more!
This roadmap to good fortune can help you measurement up, knock down, and win over your conservative rivals—without making your self the objective of the neighborhood military.
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